the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
(via borntotakeiteasy)
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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on the internet no one knows you’re a cat
(via theshieldandthesword)
How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: Me.
- You: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tumblr is kind of like high school except we’re all still really losers
speak for yourself
(via theshieldandthesword)
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
(via consequence--free)
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
(via theshieldandthesword)
"Tatiana Maslany doing the lord’s work with 3 sex scenes in 1 ep."
— A friend, after catching up on episode eight of Orphan Black (via cosimaniehouse)
